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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 12:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Neuroscientists just discovered a fascinating fact about the grooves in your brain - PsyPost

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

MindsEye Developer Build A Rocket Boy Begins Layoff Process Amid Disastrous Launch, Studio Sources Say - IGN

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

No way

How I Turned My Fitness Around with an Infrared Sauna Blanket?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can I add pencil on top of my dry brush oil painting? Reason being it's easier to draw darker hair colour. Will pencil lead and oil paint interact and cause something horrible?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

RKF Jr. May Have Just Ruined Our Best Weapon Against Bird Flu - The Bulwark

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Liquid Glass is more than skin deep on macOS Tahoe - AppleInsider

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Fujifilm's X-E5, New Bose Speakers, and Qualcomm's Smart Glasses Chip—Your Gear News of the Week - WIRED

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Cyberpunk 2077 ‘incredible’ new release has fans floored - GAMINGbible

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

‘We tried and it didn’t work out’: CDPR co-founder says it shouldn’t stray from AAA open-world RPGs - Video Games Chronicle

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

share office space ...